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Mysterious stuff that makes a huge, bloody difference.

About

materialisation (n.)
1. a plan or idea becoming real or tangible
2. (
paranormal) the creation or appearance of matter from unknown sources

When you’re busy running an enterprise, it’s easy to get buried under the day-to-day.

 

You may have some dusty processes, dated or invisible communications and half-finished (but brilliant) ideas.

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Then you realise: you really bloody need someone to materialise all the good stuff you do.

 

And you wonder... who actually DOES that? And where does it come from?

And why does it always sneak up on you?

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Like a bat out of hell, 
enter the remedy...

sense-maker (n.)
1. someone who can untangle chaos and bring it to life
2. (
paranormal) an entity that can create energies, feelings and spirits

Transforming the broken or invisible parts of your enterprise into something new and beautifully functional.

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Services

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Get seen

Proposals

Pitch decks

Advocacy campaigns

Awareness campaigns

Digital marketing campaigns

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Get on the same page

Handbooks

Training materials

Guides and manuals

Informational resources

Translating between disciplines

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Get heard

Customer email flows 

Internal comms

AI support

(prompts, algorithms, human transformation and choosing the best parts)

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Get organised

Templates

HR documents

Asset libraries

Strategy sessions

Revamped processes

Governance documents

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Get bank

Grants

Fee proposals

Bids and tenders

Branded contracts

Fundraising campaigns

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Get understood

Design

Writing

Proofreading

Policy writing

Structural editing

Presentations and reports 

Pricing

Ghost-like price transparency

1

The second brain

Hands on nitty-gritty work to untangle, structure and produce outputs you can see or use quickly.

$150 - $1,500

Send help quickly

Some ​examples of standard pricing are below, but we can be flexible for charities and long-term engagement. 

5% of everything goes to environmental, animal or humanitarian charities.

2

The project undertaker

Bigger or more complex projects; usually ones requiring inputs from others or plenty of time to boil.

$1,500- $8,000

Off your plate and into the world

3

The groundskeeper 

Ongoing partnership to tend the weeds by implementing plans and keeping everything on track.

$1,500 - $4,000

A monthly subscription to your sanity

Why me?

Why me? Oh GOD, why me?!

My name’s Faith and it’s awful nice to meet you.
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  • 10,000+ hours’ intensive communications experience in small business, nonprofit and political worlds

  • 30,000+ hours' generalist experience in startups, nonprofits and big businesses

  • Knack for translating across disciplines

  • That weird mix of creative + analytical

  • Dedicated to leaving the world better than I found it

Contact

Leave no witnesses

(unless they say lovely things about you)

"Oh sh*t, this stuff is all great! Hey, when did we get so professional? This is really organised, not even I could stuff it up."
Kel Twite | Managing Director, UPco
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